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In lieu of a Subpoena To my Neighbor,In lieu of a Subpoena by ~sammehsweet
Thank you for refraining from calling the police last night. I must admit (abstaining from any zealous, overreaching hyperboles) that we were slightly…excitable during the time in question but ‘boys will be boys’, won’t they? From the early days when we fling aerodynamically aligned mud pies to the day we graduate to flaming rolls of toilet paper, we’re still just boys attempting to emulate our ancient forefathers. Those early men who roamed across majestic safari plains, hunting strange and diverse mammals with ‘crude’ tools, the first flairs of human design
In Touch by ~sorceressmyr
Sta.sh
Cheerful
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Commission me!! [link]
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I am Sailor Star Fighter at Sm-club
FAQ #324: What do the Staff Merit icons stand for?
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Praise the Sun!
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two pills just weren't enough
the alarm clock's going off
but you're not waking up...
this isn't happening happening happening happening happening...
it is
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Praise the Sun!
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two pills just weren't enough
the alarm clock's going off
but you're not waking up...
this isn't happening happening happening happening happening...
it is